Quiz time
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 @ 4:58 PM
What if....
1. There was a maggot in your soup?
Demand a refund!
2. You woke up and only mcdonalds and starbucks exists?
Eww! Starbucks, like duh! Mc is starting to suck!
3. Pokemon were real?
I want Pikachu because its super cute!
4. You walked around your block naked?
Like that will happen><
5. The person of your dreams was finally yours?
Omg you mean like Craig olejnik is MINE???:DDDDD
6. The world ends in 24 hours?
Eat as much as I can and rob a book store to steal 10 books!
7. You could have 3 wishes but you had 10 seconds to say them?
1)I'm the smartest person in this universe, 2) I'm the filthy richest, 3) I can speak 15 different language!:DDD
8. You could never die?
I would read millions of storybook.
9. There was beauty pageants for men?
Eh, I would vote for the prettiest guy;D
10. Models were short and fat instead of skinny and tall?
I would sign up:D
11. We celebrated Halloween like a dark Christmas?
Oh shit, that would be fantastic!
12. Girls wore boxers and guys wore panties?
Guys won't be able to fit into them!
13. Santa, the easter bunny, and the toothfairy really exist?
Yeah right. The sun would rise from the west.(credits rachel:D)
14. Music could give you cancer?
Then the whole world would get cancer.
15. Your parents arranged who you had to marry?
If it's like Craig Olejnik, I'll love them forever manx:DDD
16. You could star as a character in your favorite cartoon?
Do I look that much of a cartoon?
17. You got to try out on American Idol?
I would be the first - as in first to get kicked out.
18. Your parents were spies, superheros, or something cool when you are not home?
Yeah, and I can fly.
19. Your life or death depended on any game of your choice?
I. Don't. Really. Do. Games. So I would choose death if I were to play forever. Okay, maybe logic games.
20. You became a pervert 1 year from now?
You mean like ask every guy I see to screw me? Oh well, if I were a pervert, I would be enjoying it.
21. There was a breakfast cereal named after you?
Huh?
22. You could talk to inanimate objects?
Do they have feelings and thoughts and a mind? If they do, they are no different from humans.
23. There was 10 more 'What If' questions including this as one of them?
Um. I already started doing this. You aren't telling me that I wasted ten minutes or so completing nothing. Obviously I would finish it.
24. You were the only person in the world to have unlimited gas for your car?
Give me a Jaguar first.
25. You woke up as your opposite gender?
I would see what it's like to screw girls.:D
26. With the snap of your fingers, any problem you would have could disappear?
Yeah right like, I'm not imperfect, will happen?
27. It was against the law to eat more than one meal a day?
This whole world would be filled with people suffering from malnutrition. And it won't ever happen, because the government wouldn't like to starve.
